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Re: Get a Laugh, Got a Laugh> Post It....
Rats! No "LIKE" button here either.
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Re: Get a Laugh, Got a Laugh> Post It....
I don't remember where this came from, it is from many, many years ago, but it is just as true now as it was then.
Someone once said, ............ "Waking my wife up for sex is kinda like poking a bobcat with a broom stick."
Someone once said, ............ "Waking my wife up for sex is kinda like poking a bobcat with a broom stick."
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My cousin bought two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl in Houston. He just realized it's on February 5th. He paid $4,700 each. They are box seats that include airfare and hotel accommodations.
He didn't realize when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding... so he can't go.
If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's February 5, 2017 at St. Peter's Church in Atlanta at 1 PM. Her name is Kim. She's 5'4", really attractive, has a good job and is a great cook! She'll be the one in the long white dress!
He didn't realize when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding... so he can't go.
If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's February 5, 2017 at St. Peter's Church in Atlanta at 1 PM. Her name is Kim. She's 5'4", really attractive, has a good job and is a great cook! She'll be the one in the long white dress!
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Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"
Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"
Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"
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Re: Get a Laugh, Got a Laugh> Post It....
WOOOAH that cat won't Eat for a month
BS & Brilliance only come with Age & Experience!!
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Ain't that the truth. :s_wacko
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Re: Get a Laugh, Got a Laugh> Post It....
I know not what you are talking about
My Dad has said that everything was yes dear on everything she wanted done until the day he retired...then the shoe went on the other foot, now she is saying yes dear.
My Dad has said that everything was yes dear on everything she wanted done until the day he retired...then the shoe went on the other foot, now she is saying yes dear.