NEW GAME ABOUT "NOTHING"

[alenigma]

There is nothing like a cloudburst to wash all the damn pollen offen the car!

[beaverpond]

Nothing worse than playin' chicken with a deer and thinkin' ... I got this.

I am not sure what my wife was thinkin'. She ran right over him, took an antler right through the bumper cover, through the grill, through the radiator, and bent and dented the a/c compressor, not to mention busted a bracket off the radiator.

Oh lets not forget how she mutilated the thing when she ran over it by ripping it apart piece by piece leaving pieces hanging from various areas of the undercarriage. The garage would not even evaluate the car until I cleaned out the undercarriage as best as possible down at the local car wash using the undercarriage wash and pulling any fragments of the animal from the undercarriage. Oh what a disgusting job. Lilbeaver is like, I got this, I will take care of it. This is same child that can't handle seeing the picture of snakes, spiders, bats, or any other type of creepy crawly thing and heaven forbid it be a real one she has to deal with. Yet wants to deal with dead deer guts hanging from everywhere with her bare hands. What is wrong with this child.

[alenigma]

My friend, deer hits are nothing to us. We fix cars back to brand new if the customer pays. The thing is we have a lot of potential customers that act like they don't know what $1000 deductible is. This is why we don't give estimates or deal with insurance companies anymore.
I do thank the good Lord that she didn't hit a moose.

[beaverpond]

Nothing worse than hitting a moose. Not only can you kill it, and can it kill your your car, but it can kill you.

I have seen one go through the windshield of a rig and kill the driver and the moose. Not a fun situation to deal with.

[beaverpond]

In Maine all those who are in the vehicle repair business must accept insurance, but can dictate what companies they won't work with.

[alenigma]

We have nothing to do with insurance companies anymore since Johnny passed. We took down all the signage and what-not.
We have all he work we can handle from the "used car place" that I can't name.

[alenigma]

Nothing can beat being shirtless in February.